Who Should Pay for the Office Holiday Party?
Dear Helena, My office has a holiday party every year, with an open bar. This is funded by a collection beforehand, to which everyone contributes based on his pay grade. My expected contribution is on...
View ArticleIs “Foodie” a Put-Down?
Dear Helena, I work in food media, and knowing my job, people often ask me, "Oh, are you a foodie?" I am not sure what they mean by this. Sometimes I think it's an innocent question; other times I...
View ArticleHow to Circulate at Holiday Parties
Dear Helena, Last year I went to a friend's annual holiday party and spent the evening standing in the corner of the kitchen, chatting and joking with the two people I knew there. The next day, the...
View ArticleHoliday Party Dress Codes
Dear Helena, Every December, I throw a fabulous holiday party. And I mean fabulous. I have an eight-foot tree. I make three kinds of cheese balls, and I decorate the entire house with yards of red...
View ArticleThe Hazards of Sharing Small Plates
Dear Helena, The other night I went out to a restaurant with a couple of friends and ordered a bunch of small plates. All the plates were beautifully composed with sprinkles of this and fronds of...
View ArticleHome Tours: Tacky?
Dear Helena, I recently attended a party where the first thing the hosts did was offer a tour of their palatial pad. My husband and I live in a modest apartment. We thought it was tacky. Was it?...
View ArticleDealing with Food Hoarders
Dear Helena, Every time I go home to my parents' house, the state of their kitchen drives me nuts. They are crazy food hoarders. They often have moldy bread, packets of spaghetti from 1992, and...
View ArticleDon’t Be a Diet Bore
Dear Helena, I've resolved to drop 25 pounds in 2012 by strictly limiting portion sizes and cutting out refined carbs, red meat, and sugar. The other day I went to lunch with a coworker. I ordered a...
View ArticleServers Drinking on the Job
Dear Helena, An online review of the restaurant where I work complained about "smelling alcohol on the server's breath." The review mentioned a distinctive feature of mine (my neck tattoo), so I knew...
View ArticleServers: Eat in Secrecy, Please
Dear Helena, Restaurant work is not exactly my vocation (I am a nursing student), but I've been a server for a few years and think of myself as fairly professional. Currently, I work part time in an...
View ArticleFaux Pas: The Chef Was Texting
Dear Helena, The other day I went to a restaurant with an open kitchen. I was psyched because I got what I consider to be prime seating, at the counter where I could watch the chefs at work. But they...
View ArticleWhen Should Bartenders Cut You Off?
Dear Helena, The other night I was sitting at a bar having a glass of wine and catching up with my girlfriend, and this guy leaned over to listen to my conversation, clearly eavesdropping. He let out...
View ArticleThe Real Aphrodisiacs for Valentine’s Day
Dear Helena, I'm making dinner for my girlfriend this Valentine's Day. I want to make something that will be delicious, but will also create the right romantic atmosphere. What do you suggest? —Master...
View ArticleNo Drinks = Bad Service
Dear Helena, Last Saturday I went to a new pizza place and it was packed. The waiter asked if we wanted drinks and we said, "No, just tap water." When we ordered our pizzas, he asked us a second time...
View ArticleAre Manners Getting Worse?
Dear Helena, I don't want to sound like an old fuddy-duddy, but I feel like things just aren't what they used to be. People are getting ruder and have less and less respect for those around them. They...
View ArticlePassover Etiquette Dilemmas
Dear Helena, Last year some friends invited me to what was billed as a "casual Seder." This turned out to mean over four hours of religious readings and questions, and many different courses. It took...
View ArticleLoud Music in Restaurants
Dear Helena, I was at a restaurant the other night and asked the server to turn the music down. She seemed irritated. She launched into a long speech about how the owners like the music loud to create...
View ArticleHow to Charm Your Sushi Chef
Dear Helena, I am on a quest to find great sushi, but I have found dining at a sushi bar to be frustrating. I am bothered by this nagging sense that the chef is giving me his second-best work because...
View ArticleThe End of Table Manners
I'm sad to say that this will be my last Table Manners column, since I am leaving to pursue another project. Plus, as the mom of a one-year-old, I am now usually the person committing the faux pas. It...
View ArticleTable Manner Tips That Would Make Mom Proud
No, we’re not in the buttoned-up 1950s, and you might not eat many dinners where there’s a question of which fork to use. Considering how many of us eat at our desks, on the couch, or in the car, the...
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